Hey, Craig… you’ve increased the size and criminality of the swamp by 1000%…

… and Marshal and Glenn and Stan:
You’ve turned the swamp into the Great Vasyugan Mire: extensive and pervasive mismanagement and graft and grift. And sexual misconduct.

Pretty damning, you Hypocrites. 

The cabinet of this “Republican” administration is spending tax dollars on personal comfort and making self-profiting deals… everywhere!

Kristi Noem (Homeland Security): is involved in a scandal involving a $220 million ad campaign, with allegations that contracts were steered to political associates. In 2005, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem is spending $200 million of taxpayer money on a pair of top-of-the-line luxury Gulfstream G700 private jets during a government shutdown. In February this year,  an executive jet the Department of Homeland Security has told the White House’s Office of Management and Budget it needs for immigrant deportation flights and Cabinet officials’ travel features a bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar, according to images of the aircraft obtained by NBC News. And there is accusation which she could not deny - even though her husband sat behind her in her testimony: an affair with her chief Department advisor who was improperly working on tax payer money.

Howard Lutnick (Commerce): Reports highlighted questions regarding Lutnick’s business ties to Jeffrey Epstein and his continued role in private business while serving in the Cabinet, with some accusing him of graft. His company, run by his sons while he’s away, engaged in a scheme to buy up "tariff refund rights" for 20 to 30 cents on the dollar, betting that courts would strike down the Trump administration's tariffs, allowing the firm to secure a 3-to-5 fold return on investment.

Lori Chavez-DeRemer (Labor): Claims allege that Chavez-DeRemer carried on an affair with a member of her security detail, who has been placed on leave, and that she used department resources for personal travel. Her husband, Shawn DeRemer, was barred from DOL headquarters following allegations from at least two female staffers of unwanted sexual advances. While police investigated, no charges were filed. Her chief of staff, Jihun Han, and deputy chief of staff, Rebecca Wright, were forced out in March 2026 amid the probe. Reports describe a "deeply demoralized" staff, an absentee secretary, and allegations of aides attempting to steer grants to favored political operatives.

Pam Bondi (Attorney General): Criticized for behaving as a personal attorney for the president rather than an independent prosecutor, including allegations of using government resources for personal political reasons.

Linda McMahon (Department of Education): A lawsuit filed in Maryland in October 2024 alleges that the McMahons turned a blind eye to, and failed to prevent, the sexual abuse of teenage "ring boys" by a WWE employee, Mel Phillips, during the 1980s and 1990s. The lawsuit alleges Linda McMahon "helped create a culture of sexual abuse" and tried to conceal it. This case has progressed, with a judge ruling in December 2025 that the lawsuit could continue, amid claims by plaintiffs that they were ignored by executives. The same lawsuit alleges that the McMahons not only knew of the abuse but also attempted to cover it up, with one victim alleging that Linda McMahon thanked him for staying silent during her 2010 Senate run.

And this is just a continuation of his first term;

Tom Price (Health and Human Services):Resigned after spending over $1 million on private charter and military flights.

Scott Pruitt (EPA): Spent nearly $58,000 on chartered flights and faced investigations for security spending and using staff for personal errands.

Ryan Zinke (Interior): Used government helicopter flights for personal travel, costing over $30,000, and faced multiple investigations regarding land deals and office conduct.

Ben Carson (Housing and Urban Development): Ordered $31,000 in custom furniture for his office.
Steven Mnuchin (Treasury): Spent over $800,000 on military planes.

Elaine Chao (Transportation): Used office staff to assist family members involved in a shipping business with ties to China.