Craig’s grasp of the Sermon on the Mount, and a dozen other teachings of the Christ:

“Mea Culpa. I realized today, after hearing a sermon on loving the poor, that I haven’t been saying kind words to the poor. For that I am sorry because the poor, too, are made in the image of God. Just like me.

I resolve to do better and say only kind words.

Unless they don’t show me gratitude. Then all bets are off.”